Hallmark Funny Father's Day Card From The Dog - I Will Never Leave My Master with Removable Dog Tag
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Printed on high quality paper stock, this playful Father''s Day card features an orange dog collar with a metallic gold bone-shaped tag attachment and a cartoon bulldog on a neutral background. With a humorous message from the family pup, it''s a fun and loving way for your pet to show his affection for his human dad on Father''s Day. Cover message: To My Master Today is Father''s Day, and although you''re my master, I''d like to think of you as Dad. I know there have been times I''ve let you down. There have been accidents. Mistakes were made. I do things I''m not proud of. And I feel bad about that, I really do. But there isn''t anything I wouldn''t do for you, except maybe go to the vet. And other things I''d really rather not talk about. Inside message: But if you wanna play ball? I''m your dog. Need a squirrel chased? Ha! Let me at ''em! Need the hell chewed outta something expensive? Okay, bad example. But the point is, I love you. We understand each other. And I want you to know I''ll never leave you. Unless somebody leaves the gate open. Card size is 4.5 inches wide by 8.3 inches long.
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